I have life insurance, after my grandfather so lovingly shared the importance of it. Funerals are evidently expensive.
However, I’d prefer you throw my dead body on a bonfire, but evidently that’s not very “agreeable.” So I have an alternative.
It will now go into my will: “Upon my death, I would like you to lay me in the small, wooden boat I have purchased. Then place 4 dozen red and yellow roses on top. My life insurance should cover their purchase. You probably should pour a little gas inside. Throw in a lit match. Then push me out to the sea of your choice.”